Usernames roulette

Carl sent me this article earlier today. We're both enjoying following the chaos that is Twitter under Elon. Because it's a mix of good ideas, wild experiments on a large scale, and a complete shit-show. As a person who couldn't care less about Twitter and as someone who enjoys seeing complete chaos I have a proposal for Elon: username roulette. Gold checkmarks, gray checkmarks, you two are safe. Everybody else, every 3 months, we grab all the usernames, we give them a nice shake and we distribute them at random. That is gonna fix the impersonation issue very quickly considering no one will know who's who anymore. Problem solved.